“I knew I’d never be able to compete with gymnasts who’ve been training to compete since three years old, but I figured there was a way to use the small skill base I had and my sort of styling and creative ideas I had for performance to make something.”Tagged: entertainer, Hula Hoops, Gymnast, Circus Performer, Creative
“When you find yourself at peace, you usually feel like you’re in control. Maybe sometimes being out of control leads you to that peace.”Tagged: Control, Peace, Finding Yourself, wise, Inspirational
“I don't think there's anything possibly free about staying at Sonja Morgan's house. So I think Tinsley may not be paying with Benjamins, but she's definitely paying in other ways.”Tagged: Benjamins, prostitution
“Go get a bag of cucumbers and bananas and continue on, honey.”Tagged: cucumbers, Bananas, masturbation
“Why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an E-Z Pass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel?”Tagged: vaginal rejuvenation, Big Vagina, Holland Tunnel
“There's no more 'you go low, I go high.' I'm not doing that anymore, I'm sorry Michelle Obama, I tried. It doesn't work.”Tagged: Go Low, Go High, michelle obama
“You should send her a fruit basket and thank her for taking out the trash.”Tagged: fruit basket, Trash
“Let's toast to your marriage, I hope you don't fall on your face with him. I only want the best for you.”Tagged: Marriage, Toast
“I just can't hold a conversation with someone who thinks what she reads in a Facebook comment is actually news.”Tagged: Conversation, Facebook, Fake News
“The mugshot was so embarrassing, my eyebrows looked crazy... but I did at least have my lashes on.”Tagged: Mugshot, Eyebrows, Vanity
“I really miss New York. I miss the taxis, I miss that you can order chicken noodle soup at 5 o'clock in the morning, I miss, actually, wearing black.”Tagged: New York, taxis, wearing black
“Hannah: I'm rolling in dough right now. Dorinda: I hope you weren't rolling anywhere to get that.”Tagged: rich, Double Entendre