Latest Quotes

“When you can take possession of your own timeline and take up space with your authentic self, everything changes.”

— Heather Havrilesky, ‘Do I Self-Sabotage When It Comes to Dating?’

“We’re not necessarily sick of listening to interesting programs; but we’re definitely tired of hearing from every friend, relative and co-worker who thinks they’re just an iPhone recording away from creating the next 'Serial.'”

— Jennifer Miller, Have We Hit Peak Podcast?

“I could always see your heart. Once again, it was pushed to a different chamber—into mine.”

— Megan Falley, For The Love Of A Dog

“It is I, not the milkshakes, that bring all the boys to the yard.”

— Kyrie Gray, I Am A Proud Double Cheesburger And I Will Not Let A Vegan Decide My Worth

“Joke or not, these images all express a common point, namely that women are so desperate for their male partners to do their fair share of the housework that they’ll barter favors, sexual and otherwise, to ensure that the job gets done.”

— Madeleine Holden, Are Women Really Bartering Sexual Favors for Housework?

“Remember that you use 200 million cells to take one step forward. Do not vilify yourself for the journey you have walked thus far, for it has taken effort and every single aspect of your body has conspired to help you get to where you are.”

— Bianca Sparacino, Scientific Facts To Remember When You Feel Like Giving Up

“Data is the most valuable asset on Earth.”

— Karim Amer, Erin Barnett, Pedro Kos, Herself (Former Director of Business Development for Cambridge Analytica), Brittany Kaiser, The Great Hack

“I’d already spent months on a Triple-D bender by the time I understood what I needed Guy Fieri to protect me from.”

— Rax King, How I Left My Abusive Husband and Found Guy Fieri

“It was super weird that we were in the middle of an outdoor mall, right next to a Zara.”

— Stephanie McNeal, I Went To Jake Paul And Tana Mongeau's Really Weird "Wedding"

“Before I learned the value of a good digital detox, I was bathing myself in jealousy like it was a new deeply scented product from Lush.”

— Shani Silver, How I Deal With Jealousy As A Single Woman

“In 2017, Conde Nast Britain reported its first loss in revenue since 1995. But it has regained profitability, according to its 2018 numbers.”

— Melynda Fuller, Conde Nast Britain Regains Profitability In 2018

“The country divided into two parts...and this wall would rip us apart.”

— Petra Costa, Carol Pires, David Barker, Moara Passoni, Daniela Capelato, Antonia Pellegrino, Virginia Primo, Herself, Petra Costa, The Edge of Democracy

“I'm gonna push myself til' I can't push no more.”

— Kailon Davis, Dream U

“Comedians attempting to function as normal people.”

— Jerry Seinfeld, Himself - Host, Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chappelle

“He's gonna do big things in this world...but he has to be in this world.”

— Miles Orion Feldsott, Romelo Reese, Anthony Anderson, Beats

“All I have ever wanted is for you to love me.”

— Peter Sullivan, Kraig Wenman, Russell Williams, Mike Vogel, Secret Obsession

“I feel it's about to get weird.”

— Caitlin D. Fryers, Beau Smith, Matt Doyle, Doc Holliday, Tom Rozon, When You Call My Name

“I might actually lose him.”

— Jeremy Garelick, Jay Lavender, Vince Vaughn, Brooke Meyers, Jennifer Aniston, The Break-Up

“I'm gunna kill em'...all of em'.”

— Fred Cavayé, Adam Simon, Abe, Frank Grillo, Point Blank

“A cursory Google search will attest to the fact that I’m far from alone when it comes to my proclivity for Horny Sundays. As to the reason so many of us are jonesing on the last day of the weekend, the theories are far ranging. Some suggested boredom, or a general desire for relaxation, as a factor.…”

— Sophia Benoit, Sunday Is The Horniest Day