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Bird: I think you’re all in danger. Mina: What are you talking about? Bird: You see this shadow? After Tyler died, the shadow moved to this photo. I think if the shadow moves to your photo, you die.
— Lars Klevberg, Blair Butler, Bird Fitcher, Kathryn Prescott, Brightburn
There are fragments, uh, references to the ghoul, the boogieman, across all cultures, over the centuries. Some cultures believed that it lived in another realm reachable only by ritual or sacrifice.
He may look like us. He’s not like us.
They’re dialin’ up the rhetoric on Iraq. Let’s see if we can nail ‘em down, OK? Let’s get to work.
— Dave Callaham, Rhett Reese, Columbus, Jesse Eisenberg, Brightburn
After you and I got married, we prayed for a baby for so long. One night, someone listened.
If you’re out there listening to this, I got a message for you. I’m coming to get you. And you can’t run forever. You’re gonna have to stop somewhere sometime, and when you do I’m gonna be there with the wrath of the Lord up your ass.
Berkeley: We’re working on a theory that the administrant has already decided to go to war and is now focused on how to address the fight. Tallahassee: It’s not a theory.
— Dave Callaham, Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Berkeley, Avan Jogia, Zombieland
You’ve seen it, haven’t you? This is a case study about the deaths of hundreds of people who died in their sleep. All of these victims reported seeing someone on top of them.
Sheriff Pembroke: Sometimes to deal with tragedies, we make up urban legends. Bird: This wasn’t an urban legend, this was real.
— Lars Klevberg, Blair Butler, Bird Fitcher, Kathryn Prescott, Polaroid
Connor: What’s that? Bird: A camera. Connor: Where’d you get it? Bird: I work at this antique store.
— Lars Klevberg, Blair Butler, Connor Bell, Tyler Young, Polaroid
Elizabeth Banks: He was in the barn. David Denman: Did he find it? Elizabeth Banks: No, it was like he was drawn to it.
Brandon? You are special. We believe that you came here for a reason.
You best start it right here. Make sure I’m all the way dead. Or I’ll come back and make you my bitch.
Charlie, Charlie, are you there? Charlie, Charlie, are you evil?
Jackson A. Dunn: Who am I? Elizabeth Banks: You are a gift.
Whatever you’ve done, I know there is good inside you.
Every day, Jacob Singer goes to work. And every day, he wonders what is happening to him.
— Jeff Buhler, Jake Wade Wall, Sarah Thorpe, Narrator, Narrator, Jacob's Ladder
All of you are dangerous. That’s why you’re here.
— Josh Boone, Knate Gwaltney, Scott Neustadter, Michael H. Weber, Dr. Cecilia Reyes, Alice Braga, The New Mutants
We’ve received over a half a million reports of demonic possession.
— David Chirchirillo, Ian Goldberg, Richard Naing, Paul, Max Martini, Eli