“They’re dialin’ up the rhetoric on Iraq. Let’s see if we can nail ‘em down, OK? Let’s get to work.”Tagged: Iraq, Rhetoric
“[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.”Tagged: Trust, Cannibalism
“The first rule of Zombieland: cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons...were the fatties.”Tagged: cardio, Fat-Shaming
“You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.”Tagged: cock-blocking, Robot, Fucking
“So until next time, remember: cardio, seatbelts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody. I’m Columbus, Ohio from Zombieland, saying goodnight.”Tagged: cardio, seatbealts