Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
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Woody: [thinks Buzz Lightyear has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here Buzz Lightyear... Buzz Lightyear: Don't you get it? [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! [laughs hysterically] Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz Lightyear! […
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
Woody: [screams] This is the part where we blow up! Buzz Lightyear: Not today!
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. Woody: Oh, well, that's good. Buzz Lightyear: But we're not on my planet. Are we? Woody: No. [they start fighting]
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic! Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
Woody: All right. That's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz Lightyear: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y. Toy! Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. I think the word you're searching for is ‘Space Ranger.’ Woody: The word I'm searching for; I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz Lightyear: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y, Toy! Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is ‘Space Ranger’. Woody: The word I'm searching for—I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Comma…
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
Hamm: So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong? Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy o…
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
To infinity and beyond!
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
This isn't flying. This is falling with style!
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
Years of Academy training wasted.
— Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow, Bud Luckey, Buzz Lightyear (voice), Tim Allen, Toy Story
You have to have a sense of humor to live with the web.
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Growing up I performed my own circumcision.
Feelings are never right or wrong. They just are.
So writing, [for me], is a way of maybe stopping time or stopping an emotion and looking at it closely. And sometimes it's also stopping [my] feelings for another person and examining them. And in the examination to capture something about them and to enjoy looking at them through words.
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