He just kicked your ass full-size, you really wanna find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?
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Adam McKay
Adam McKay (born April 17, 1968) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, comedian, and actor. McKay served as head writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live for two seasons. He directed Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010), and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). McKay has a creative partnership with actor Will Ferrell, with whom he co-wrote all except one of these films. The Big Short (2015) was the first film McKay directed without Ferrell in the cast. Venturing into more dramatic territory, he was nominated for several awards including the Academy Award for Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay and two British Academy Film Awards, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay, with McKay and co-writer Charles Randolph winning Best Adapted Screenplay at each respective ceremony. McKay and Ferrell produced their comedy website Funny or Die through their company Gary Sanchez Productions also HBO's Eastbound & Down. 2Personal life McKay was born in 1968 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to a cocktail waitress mother and a bassist father. He was raised in Pennsylvania. He graduated from Great Valley High School in Malvern, Pennsylvania, and attended Penn State and Temple Universit
Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy? Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe. Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.
Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do? Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit. Scott Lang: Makes sense.
Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!
Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.
[Surrounded by police] Wait, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!
[Yellowjacket appears in Cassie's room] Cassie: Are you a monster? Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster? Cassie: …I want my daddy! Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.
[Scott demonstrates the Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time] Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared. Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared. Scott: Really? Luis: Yeah. Scott: Good. [Closes his helmet and pushes…
Scott: [approaching the ‘old Stark warehouse' he's supposed to burglarize] Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? [The 'warehouse' comes into clearer view, with a large circle-A insignia on the roof denoting its role as the Avengers' base] It's not! YOU…
[a training montage where Scott learns about his new six-legged friends] Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning-fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics. Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute. Hope:…
Hope: You're gonna have to learn how to punch. Scott: You're gonna show me how to punch? [holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—[Hope cuts him off with a punch to the face] Hope: That's how you punch. Scott: OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?
[after Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time] Hank: [on comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott? Scott: Who said that? [After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man] Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is…
[Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty? Scott: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic. Luis: Wow. can you crack it? Scott: Well here's the thing. It doesn't do so well with cold. You remember what that iceberg…
[1989: Hank Pym storms S.H.I.E.L.D's board room in the Triskelion] Hank Pym: Stark. Howard Stark: [murmuring] He doesn't seem happy… [normal] Hello, Hank, You're supposed to be in Moscow. Hank Pym: I took a detour. [takes a Pym Particle vial and puts it on the desk] Through your defense lab. Peggy…
Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’
Hey! It's me, America!
Ricky Bobby: You sick sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs...all fat and cocky and lookin' at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have…
Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces...newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.
If you ain't first, you're last.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.