That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
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Adam McKay
Adam McKay (born April 17, 1968) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, comedian, and actor. McKay served as head writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live for two seasons. He directed Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010), and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). McKay has a creative partnership with actor Will Ferrell, with whom he co-wrote all except one of these films. The Big Short (2015) was the first film McKay directed without Ferrell in the cast. Venturing into more dramatic territory, he was nominated for several awards including the Academy Award for Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay and two British Academy Film Awards, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay, with McKay and co-writer Charles Randolph winning Best Adapted Screenplay at each respective ceremony. McKay and Ferrell produced their comedy website Funny or Die through their company Gary Sanchez Productions also HBO's Eastbound & Down. 2Personal life McKay was born in 1968 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to a cocktail waitress mother and a bassist father. He was raised in Pennsylvania. He graduated from Great Valley High School in Malvern, Pennsylvania, and attended Penn State and Temple Universit
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.
It's like someone hit a piñata full of white people who suck at golf.
If we're right, people lose homes. People lose jobs. People lose retirement savings, people lose pensions. You know what I hate about fucking banking? It reduces people to numbers. Here's a number—every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die, did you know that?
That's a nice haircut. Did you do it yourself?
[to Ben sitting with his laptop doing deals] Who are you a drug dealer or a banker? Cause if you're a banker you can fuck right off!
Short everything that man has touched.
I have a feeling in a few years people are going to be doing what they always do when the economy tanks. They will be blaming immigrants and poor people.
People hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood.
We're going to wait and we're going to wait and we're going to wait until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed.
I'm jacked! I'm jacked to the tits!
Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.
We live in an era of fraud in America. Not just in banking, but in government, education, religion, food, even baseball... What bothers me ins't that fraud is not nice. Or that fraud is mean. For fifteen thousand years, fraud and shortsighted thinking have never, ever worked. Not once. Eventually…
I'm going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.
And I'm getting madder and madder and I ask this guy how he sleeps at night knowing he's ripping off working people and he just leaves. He doesn't say a word. He just walks away from the lunch. So am I fucked up or is he?
No one is paying attention because the banks are too busy getting paid obscene fees to sell these bonds.
You guys said you wanted to get rich, now you're rich.
Which means, if we're right, people lose homes, people lose jobs, people lose retirement savings, people lose pensions.