“Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she…”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“No matter what, no matter who, no matter when, any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, 'I just wanna be friends,' too low says, 'I just wanna grab some ass.”Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“See what I'm doing? All right? This is a signal, okay? I'm fiddling with my keys, all right? A woman who doesn't want to kiss takes her keys out, puts them in the door, goes in the house. A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles.”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“No, I said come ninety and then *I'll* come ten! You don't go the whole hundred! My mouth was open, Albert! You overeager son-of-a... blech!”Tagged: Dating Advice, Dating Tips, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know, because he's nervous? He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said "I like you." "I like you." "I like you!”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't…”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just *one shot* to make the difference between happily-ever-after, and oh-he's-just-some-guy-I-went-to-some-thing-with-once.”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?”Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationships, Movie Quotes
“When you're wondering what to say or how you look, just remember, she's already out with you. That means she said yes when she could have said no. That means she made a plan when she could have just blown you off. So that means it's no longer your job to make her like you. It's your job not to mess…”Tagged: Dating, Relationship Advice
“So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.”Tagged: Love, Dating, love quotes, Movie Quotes