“I'm very concerned about the wellbeing of our country, seeing as our government was dumb enough to hire you in the first place. I beg of you, please don't fuck.”Tagged: Exes, Relationships, goodbye
“I am more successful than you. I don't miss you. My life improved dramatically after you left.”Tagged: Exes, Relationships, goodbye
“I didn't love you even though I said it. And I didn't give you enough head because of how saggy your balls were.”Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“Thanks for making me single just in time to finally date my high school crush. After you treated me poorly, I realized I deserved the absolute best and went with it.”Tagged: Exes, breakup, goodbye
“I am strong because I am weak. I am beautiful because I know my flaws. I am a lover because I am a fighter. I am fearless because I have been afraid. I am wise because I have been foolish. & I can laugh because I’ve known sadness.”Tagged: Human Condition, strength, Weakness, Love, Fight
“Commitment means staying loyal to what you said you were going to do, long after the mood you said it in has left you.”Tagged: Human Condition, Commitment
“There it goes again. That heavy feeling in your chest when you don’t feel any desire to speak or move. All you want to do is close your eyes and sleep, because the process of being broken is incredibly exhausting. You attempt your best to make your days fulfilling, but no matter how hard you try,…”Tagged: Human Condition, Love, Falling In Love
“We are really simply: Girls overthink things and overanalyze the shit out of details. Just take us as we are. It's when you start making up all these scenarios in your head at happy hour with your GFs that things get messed up. Give us a break. We might not be thinking about things as much as you…”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“The three day rule: It's a myth. If I had an awesome time with a girl I'll text her to make sure she got home safe. While I don't wanna seem to eager, if I like the girl enough I don't want to wait three days to talk to her.”Tagged: Relationship Advice, Guy Advice
“If we don't want to take pictures: Chances are we don't want any record of being seen with you. Not on social media. Not something you can black mail us with later. Any guy who doesn't want his picture taken with you doesn't like you.”Tagged: Relationship Advice, Guy Advice
“One word answers: If we aren't answering you and engaging in a conversation asking questions and it feels like you're pulling teeth to get us to talk chances are we don't want to.”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“If we don't answer: chances are we aren't interested in you if we don't care enough to respond. If we were interested in you, you'd know. We'd be hitting you up and taking you out and treating you how you deserve. If we aren't answering your text go find someone else that will.”Tagged: Relationship Advice, Guy Advice
“I'm a good guy: Good guys don't need to say they are one. They show it through action. The best guys I have ever met never have had to say it. So if you come across a guy who says that, chances are you should run.”Tagged: Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“I'm an asshole: I hate when girls try to tell me I'm not. Like I"m some decent guy just because they fell for me. If I'm telling you I'm an asshole chances are I really am and you can do better.”Tagged: Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“I'm really focused on my career right now: Every guy you meet is focused on their career right now. The truth is if they care about you even if they are working 60+ hours a week they will make the time for you.”Tagged: Guy Advice, Relationship Advice