“We don't have the same priorities or values. This is when I know I'm gonna see her again and we have to be civil. I just want to make it as least awkward as I can.”Tagged: Relationship Advice, Guy Advcie
“There's a conflict of interest: I once told a girl this because I didn't want to have a deal with the bullshit that would come my way if I dated her. It'd would have been hell. Yes it's an excuse but it's an excuse that doesn't make you seem like an asshole.”Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“I didn't get your text: We always do. But girls will believe whatever the hell you tell them. If we don't care enough to respond then we don't care about you.”Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“I'm super busy right now: I usually tell girls this when I just don't want to see them right now but still wanna keep them on the back burner.”Tagged: Relationships, Guy Advice, Dating Advice
“Let's keep this between us: I once said this to a girl I shouldn't have slept with. And I didn't want to get the shit kicked out of me if anyone found out. That or you wake up next to someone repulsive after a night out and you just don't want your buddies finding out. It happens.”Tagged: Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“I see you as a friend: I usually will tell a girl this when I'm not remotely attracted to her but she's still cool AF and I'd like her around.”Tagged: Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“I don't like labels: I tell girls this when I want to keep sleeping with them but I'm also sleeping with other people too. It'll keep her around just long enough until she realizes I am an asshole.”Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice
“I don't want to hurt you: I usually say this to a girl who I know likes me a lot more than I like her. It's a subtle tactic to get her to go away without completely breaking her heart.”Tagged: Guy Advice, Relationship Advice, Move On
“I came to realize I couldn’t look at any girl in a healthy way anymore. Every girl I met was an object. Every time I met a girl, I would think about performing the acts I had seen on my laptop screen on her.”Tagged: Fight The New Drug, Porn, Anti-Porn
“I believe this world is a damaged place, and if you can find a sliver of happiness, stay in it as long as you can.”Tagged: OITNB, Life, Happiness, Sad, Growing Pains
“When fingering a girl find her clit and lightly touch it. Only one of the three guys I've been with actually knew how to do this and it elevated fingering in my book from meh worthy to fucking fantastic.”Tagged: Sex, sex tips, fingering, clitoris, Female Orgasm
“Spankage! Those of us who like it, prefer you do it often. Obviously communication is key, but if you are with a lady who wants to be spanked. Dear god....spank her!!! Also...tell me before you cum. Most of the time...I will cum with you. It's sexy. I don't care if it only lasted .003 seconds. We…”
“There's raw uninhibited sex just for sex's sake that's tons of fun. Then there's completely head-over-heals in love sex that is like looking through a person's soul. It's like comparing Tim Burton's Batman to Christopher Nolan's. Two equally exciting, but very different, animals. Both are great.…”Tagged: love sex, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships
“Making love is about more than just right now. Making love is a physical manifestation of how you feel about your partner; namely how much you love them. It’s not as much about getting a great orgasm as it is connecting on a deeper level, becoming one person and expressing your feelings in a sexual…”Tagged: love sex, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships
“The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.”Tagged: Lonely, Happy, Relationships
“Damn, she was hot. I was also baked so that contributed to me finding her more attractive. Well, the time arrived. My buddy started having sex with her first, you know, to "Warm her up," as he put it. Goddamn pussy. Anyway, when I finally took off my underwear, she just stared at my erect package,…”Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationships, Couples
“Threesomes are all about pleasure in all forms. There's fingers, anal, oral. Vaginal sex is like the lowest priority. You've got all these bodies to explore, so why not explore them? Even without like, traditional vaginal sex, both of us had multiple orgasms.”Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Couples, Relationships
“They asked me to be their number three because they trusted me. And, perhaps, because they knew I was experienced in threesomes, too — I wasn’t some newbie who was going to try and mess with their relationship or commit some threeway faux-pas. But all the trust and experience in the world is no…”Tagged: threesome, Sex, Love, Relationship, Couples
“Since X-rated movies are incredibly staged, especially when it comes to positions, porn isn’t going to be your best friend for figuring this one out. Instead, try looking at visual aids in photos or YouTube videos that show you exactly how to perform the position. This will give you way more…”Tagged: woman on top, x-rated, Porn
“I pick you. What’s more, I’ll pick you again and again and over. Immediately, undoubtedly, instant. I’ll continue picking you.”Tagged: Cute Quotes, Vows of Love, Cute Things To Say To Her