Brennan

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“I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?”

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!”

“Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on.”

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“Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.”

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“I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.”

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“I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”

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“I'm not gonna call him Dad...Even if there's a fire!”

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“This house is a fucking prison!”

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“Did we just become best friends?”

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“I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!”

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“I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.”

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Brennan

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