“You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning.”Tagged: Love, lightning, Dating
“Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.”Tagged: mother, Nuts, Instruction Manual , Metaphor Examples
“You are more mysterious than David Blaine reading a Sue Grafton novel in Area 51.”Tagged: Mystery, David Blaine, Extended Metaphor Example, mysterious