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Quotes tagged ‘Nuts’

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Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.

— Brett Goldstein, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

I'm worried about me. I mean, look at me, I've been lying to you guys like a fuckin' drug addict. I didn't oversleep, I didn't want to go, I never want to leave her side, not for five seconds. I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't give a fuck about the m…

— Stephen Levinson, Rob Weiss, Cliff Dorfman, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.com

Men called women nuts and crazy way too often just to undermine us.

— Liz Feldman, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, imdb.com

[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.

— Michael McCullers, Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, imdb.com

You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. [speaking to the camera] I thank you.

— Michael McCullers, Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, imdb.com

The world went fucking nuts when I was inside. Now you can buy pot in the strip mall, they got a black guy in the White House, and two men can marry each other.

— Brett Johnson, Mickey Donovan, Jon Voight, imdb.com

Remember that liquor distributor in Canton you stabbed in the nuts? I think Goran's the kind of man who would find something like that intriguing. So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know, you'll go there.

— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Monroe Fuches, Stephen Root, imdb.com

Empty da nuts!

— Dominic Dierkes, Sean Clements, Billy Belk, Tyler Posey, imdb.com

You can't listen to every fucking little voice that runs through your head. It'll drive you nuts.

— Darren Star, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

The theme of healthful eating consistently emphasizes the same foods: vegetables, fruits, beans, legumes, nuts, seeds and whole grains.

— David L. Katz, huffingtonpost.com

What was the news headline when a crazy man sexually assaulted two laundry women and ran away? NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!

— SirCoolJerk69, reddit.com

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ‘Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.’ The pirate says, ‘Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.’

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts already.

— Unknown, tcat.tc

If you want to catch a squirrel, just climb a tree and act like a nut.

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

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