“Brett Ridgeman: Are you still in? Anthony Lurasetti: I am until I'm not.”Tagged: Dedication, Quitting
“Anthony Lurasetti: Best part of a stakeout, other than when it ends is when you're eating. Brett Ridgeman: A single red ant could've eaten it faster.”Tagged: stakeout, red ants, eating, eating slowly
“Anthony Lurasetti: You're still maintaining that gum is for cows and imbeciles? Brett Ridgeman: I do and it is.”Tagged: Chewing Gum, Cows, Imbeciles
“Brett Ridgeman: It's still under construction. Anthony Lurasetti: Want me to mail or hand deliver your genius award?”Tagged: Under Construction, Genius Award, Insult
“[Commiserating with Lurasetti about his career during a stakeout] For a lot of years I believed that the quality of my work, what we do together, what I did with my previous partners... would get me what I deserved. But I don't politic and I don't change with the times, and it turns out that shit's…”Tagged: Politeness, Political Correctness, Drugs
“Brett Ridgeman: I thought Denise cooked. Anthony Lurasetti: Only at her place. She only shops at organic stores the specialize in assuaging guilt. [Later, offers Ridgeman some mints, and he takes one] Anthony Lurasetti: Take two.”Tagged: organic food, Guilt, bad breath
“Brett Ridgeman: [standing among suits in an upscale men's store] How much are these, I don't see a tag? Female Cashier: $5,000. Brett Ridgeman: So they're bulletproof?”Tagged: suits, Bulletproof