“Keep singing, bitch! You're not gonna have a face by the time I'm through with you!”Tagged: Singing, Anger, Threat, Mad, insults
“I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me! I once was a boy, but now I'm a man! I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I'm here to ask for your hand, so if you are too merry m'am will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me in this thing called matrimony? Please say yes and do…”Tagged: Marriage, Proposal, stage, Matrimony
“Dennis: Okay, alright what’s your favorite hobby? Charlie: Uhh…magnets.”Tagged: Hobbies, Magnets, Weird
“Charlie: Do wasps make honey? Dennis: No wasps do not make honey. Charlie: Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that”Tagged: Wasp, Bees, Honey, Exploring, Questions
“I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant.”Tagged: Regress, Redundant, Nonsense
“Charlie: I'll pull a Good Will Hunting. What's your major dude? Frat Boy: Economics Charlie: (In Boston accent) Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout' dem apples? And…”Tagged: Good Will Hunting, Economics, Smart, Impressive
“Frank: Anyone want any more catfish? Charlie: Yo dude. Definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious. And you can taste that sort of endangered tang...”Tagged: Endangered, food, Catfish
“Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume? Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this…”Tagged: excellence, Bruce Jenner, resumé, Application
“If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.”Tagged: Animals, Death, bus, Road Kill