“Sal: What'd he say? Sonny: He was talkin' about arrangements . we were talkin' about the TV. Sal: Why couldn't he talk about that here? Sonny: He was showin' me how the airport bus is comin' in, like that, Sal.”— Frank Pierson, Sonny Wortzik, Al Pacino, imdb.com
“I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.”— John Hughes, Samantha, Molly Ringwald, imdb.com
“Bart: Hey, Otto, man; I have a test today that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something? Otto: Sorry, Bart Dude. Can't do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you'll get lucky!”— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“Dr. Neil Melendez: Dr. Murphy, you're late. Dr. Shaun Murphy: No, the bus was late. The schedule was clear. They post it online.”— David Shore, Dr. Shaun Murphy, Freddie Highmore, imdb.com
“You know I just wish one bad thing would happen to her. Like I don't want her to get hit by a bus or anything. But you know, maybe she got arrested for tax fraud or if her dad got caught with child porn or something, you know just to knock the smug out of her.”— Sharon Horgan, Sharon Morris, Sharon Horgan, imdb.com
“I was supposed to be on that bus, but there was a lady with a chicken on there. What is this, like, Guatemala? What the hell? Leave your bird at home, lady.”— Teresa Hsiao, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Boy, you just stepped straight off the bus right into Filth Town, didn't you?”— Nicholas DeMarco, Shirley Feeney, Cindy Williams, imdb.com
“If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road.”— Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com
“Elliot: You know I kinda had a date last night? J.D.: Really? Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder. J.D.: ...You slut.”— Mike Schwartz, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com