Episode

The Gang Buys a Boat

by Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Randall Einhorn, Seth Morris, Don Swayze and 11 others

The gang attempts to find adventure on the sea after they purchase their 'new' boat.

(3 total)

Characters

Charlie Day (3)Rob McElhenney (3)Mac (1)Glenn Howerton (1)Dennis Reynolds (1)Charlie Kelly (1)

“Frank: Anyone want any more catfish? Charlie: Yo dude. Definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious. And you can taste that sort of endangered tang...”

— Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: Endangered, food, Catfish

“Mac: Hey bro, how'd you lose your hand? Sailor: Diabetes. Mac: That's not much of an adventure is it? Kind of tragic.”

— Charlie Day, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com

Tagged: Diabetes, hand, tragic, Adventure

“Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication. Mac: Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second hal…”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: creepy, boat, Ladies, Sex, dark