“There's a lot of half-eaten salads in here. I'm just gonna take a Cobb. My parents paid for it with their tax dollars.”Tagged: Salads, Waste, Cobb, Tax Dollars
“Uh, college is going to be pretty sick. Eating ramen and snatching V-cards.”Tagged: College, Ramen, Sex
“I'm a grown up ass man and I don't get embarrassed when I like someone.”Tagged: Grown Man, Crush, romance