“Rupert: So there I am, in bed, harelip Chrissie on my left and sweaty Nettie, the butcher's daughter, on my right. They get jealous of each other, start arguin' about who I'm goin' to swive first. Can you believe it? Claire: I believe your left hand gets jealous of your right. That's about all I…”Tagged: Sex, masturbation, Raunchy, NSFW, threesome
“Claire: It's too long and heavy for me Rupert: Lasses say that to me all the time”Tagged: Raunchy, joke, NSFW, innuendo
“Brianna: Just admit it! Admit that you are not a perfect person. Own up to the fact that you fucked someone else while you were married to Daddy. Just like a million other bored housewives. Claire: I was not bored! And what Jamie and I had was a hell of a lot more than fucking! He was the love of my…”Tagged: Fuck, Sex, NSFW, Cheating, Marriage