Quotes tagged ‘NSFW’

(14 total)

“You can't unsuck a dick.”

“Self-fucking, to me, is the ultimate incarnation of that pubescent spark — you don’t even need to know someone with a hot tub.”

— Luke Winkie, melmagazine.com

“Nobody is as familiar with the rigid boundaries of mainstream sexual progress as sex workers.”

— Tierney Finster, melmagazine.com

“Sometimes, actions speak louder than words. But, as a reminder, “no talking” does not mean 'no consent.' You should still be checking in with your partner that they are down for what you’re doing.”

— Sophia Benoit, gq.com

“Byrd Huffstodt: I just went to a rainbow party last night at Tim's. That's totally it. Beth Huffstodt: A rainbow party? Wow. Byrd, I am so glad that she feel safe enough to tell us about this. And we'll talk about it and we'll just keep talking, you know, about it. And I'm sure there's a lot that yo…”

— David Maples, Byrd Huffstodt, Anton Yelchin, imdb.com

“Private Foreskin at your cervix!”

— John Ridley, Yinka, Gbenga Akinnagbe, imdb.com

“Brianna: Just admit it! Admit that you are not a perfect person. Own up to the fact that you fucked someone else while you were married to Daddy. Just like a million other bored housewives. Claire: I was not bored! And what Jamie and I had was a hell of a lot more than fucking! He was the love of my…”

— Toni Graphia, Matthew B. Roberts, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“Claire: It's too long and heavy for me Rupert: Lasses say that to me all the time”

— Ronald D. Moore, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“Claire: Well, doesn't it bother you that I'm not a virgin? Jamie: No. So long it as it does not bother you that I am. I reckon one of us should ken what we're doing.”

— Ira Steven Behr, Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, imdb.com

“Rupert: So there I am, in bed, harelip Chrissie on my left and sweaty Nettie, the butcher's daughter, on my right. They get jealous of each other, start arguin' about who I'm goin' to swive first. Can you believe it? Claire: I believe your left hand gets jealous of your right. That's about all I bel…”

— Toni Graphia, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“Dear white people, having a black vibrator does not count as an interracial relationship.”

— Njeri Brown, Leann Bowen, Coco Conners, Antoinette Robertson, imdb.com

“Dear white people, here’s a little tip: When you ask someone who looks ethnically different ‘what are you?’ the answer is usually a person about to slap the shit out of you.”

— Justin Simien, Samantha White, Logan Browning, imdb.com

“Now I have another Grandma, and she's the principal of my school. Her husband, who's fucking my mom, is looking for his son, who's my father! A few days ago I kissed my Aunt! And the crazy thing is... there's nothing wrong with any of them. They're okay. I'm what's wrong! I just want everything to g…”

— Ronny Schalk, Jantje Friese, Jonas Kahnwald, Louis Hofmann, imdb.com

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.”

— Donald Trump, washingtonpost.com