“Claire: I'm a nurse. Jamie: Aye. [Looks at Claire's chest] Claire: Not a wet nurse.”Tagged: nurse, Wet Nurse, Raunchy, joke, One-Liner
“Rupert: So there I am, in bed, harelip Chrissie on my left and sweaty Nettie, the butcher's daughter, on my right. They get jealous of each other, start arguin' about who I'm goin' to swive first. Can you believe it? Claire: I believe your left hand gets jealous of your right. That's about all I…”Tagged: Sex, masturbation, Raunchy, NSFW, threesome
“Claire: It's too long and heavy for me Rupert: Lasses say that to me all the time”Tagged: Raunchy, joke, NSFW, innuendo