“Control is about as real as a one-legged unicorn taking a leak at the end of a double rainbow.”Tagged: Unicorns, Rainbows, Absurd, Control
“Control is about as real as a one-legged unicorn taking a leak at the end of a double rainbow.”Tagged: Mr. Robot
“My future isn't going to be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's going to be determined by two big black balls.”Tagged: balls, innuendo, Vulgar, humor, Inappropriate
“Mr. Grits: We're the Non-Perishables, motherfucker. Twink: We never expired. Firewater: We are...Immortal. This here's Twink and Grits. Mr. Grits: They call me Mr. Grits. Firewater: Eh, Mr. Grits. Whatever. Mr. Grits: You told him about the crackers?”Tagged: Immortal, crackers