“I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”— Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson, Royal Tenenbaum, Gene Hackman, imdb.com
“I gave this speech on our wedding day. Now I’d like to give it again with clothes on and you, our family, present.”— Kieron Quirke, Dale 'Cuckoo' Ashbrick, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“Phyllis Vance: I can't be around sad people, it just makes me sad. Stanley Hudson: I'm the same around horny people.”— Bryan Cranston, Stanley Hudson, Leslie David Baker, imdb.com
“My future isn't going to be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's going to be determined by two big black balls.”— Justin Spitzer, Darryl Philbin, Craig Robinson, imdb.com
“Molly Flynn: Ma, please, just stay out of it. Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.”— Chuck Lorre, Alan J. Higgins, Molly Flynn, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com
“School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.”— Jill Gordon, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com
“Seth: What? It’s Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to. Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds. Seth: Sometimes I do.”— Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo! Kelly: What the fuck? Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play? Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet? Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a... Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say? Ashy-Slashy…”— Suzanne Keilly, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com
“Heavens, it appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis.”— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Dag nabbit, children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! 'Chef, what's a clitoris?' 'What's a lesbian, Chef?' 'How come they call it a rim job, Chef?' For once, can't you just come in here and say 'Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?'”— Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com
“That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.”— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
“You were making out during Schindler's List?”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Helen Seinfeld, Liz Sheridan, imdb.com