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Quotes tagged ‘Vulgar’

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There’s a linguistic satisfaction to saying fuck. The word has nice consonants. The feeling of curling your lower lip around your lower teeth to make the 'f' sound is a reliably good one. There’s a deeper visceral satisfaction, too. Because the word was so long verboten, because it’s still technical…

— Meghan Daum, medium.com

Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details. Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby. Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie? Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.

— Joe Wengert, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Phyllis Vance: I can't be around sad people, it just makes me sad. Stanley Hudson: I'm the same around horny people.

— Bryan Cranston, Stanley Hudson, Leslie David Baker, imdb.com

The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. Perfectenschlag. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. I am so deep inside of perfectenschlag right now. And, just to b…

— Mindy Kaling, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

My future isn't going to be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's going to be determined by two big black balls.

— Justin Spitzer, Darryl Philbin, Craig Robinson, imdb.com

Michael Scott: Why am I so sad? Am i doing the wrong thing? Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.

— Greg Daniels, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

What in the name of God took you so fucking long?

— Soo Hugh, Thomas Blanky, Ian Hart, imdb.com

You just got low winter sun'd, fucko.

— Chris Mundy, Raphael Jackson Jr., Damione Macedon, Frank Agnew, Mark Strong, imdb.com

Danny Blue: OK, I screwed up, yeah. Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: What did you learn? In a sentence. Danny Blue: Do it by the book. Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: Screw up again, Danny and I'll have it tattooed on your arse.

— Tony Jordan, Michael Stone, Adrian Lester, imdb.com

Phil: Listen, Frank, you had a good run. There was a moment there when your poster was on the wall of every teenage girl across the country. A huge swath of the teenage population discovered the wonders of masturbation to your photo. Frank: That's high praise indeed.

— Josh Schwartz, Stephanie Savage, Frank Dean, Kip Pardue, imdb.com

Robert: He's passed out. He's probably passed out for days. Victor: He would shit his pants. We can't take that chance.

— Tamara Becher-Wilkinson, Victor Stein, James Marsters, imdb.com

Rebecca Adler: I just want to die with a little dignity. Dr. Gregory House: There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it! I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass... it's…

— David Shore, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com

Kurt Mendel: Closer. Closer. Do it, do it baby. Sarah Forbes: Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have something to do with sex? Kurt Mendel: Maybe because were riding in a three billion dollar phallic symbol. Don't quote me. Sarah Forbes: If I started quoting you they'd shut down the s…

— Manny Coto, Kurt Mendel, Sebastian Roche, imdb.com

Byrd Huffstodt: I just went to a rainbow party last night at Tim's. That's totally it. Beth Huffstodt: A rainbow party? Wow. Byrd, I am so glad that she feel safe enough to tell us about this. And we'll talk about it and we'll just keep talking, you know, about it. And I'm sure there's a lot that yo…

— David Maples, Byrd Huffstodt, Anton Yelchin, imdb.com

Private Foreskin at your cervix!

— John Ridley, Yinka, Gbenga Akinnagbe, imdb.com

For Christ sake's, Thom, you suck the same dicks we all do. Wincing at the taste doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you a worse whore.

— Shalom Auslander, Jonathan Cooke, Bradley Whitford, imdb.com

Seth: What? It’s Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to. Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds. Seth: Sometimes I do.

— Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

Fuck with my Pablo, fuck with me. And I am done being fucked with, Ruby.

— Luke Kalteaux, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.

— Cameron Welsh, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Mad Sweeney: I've done the math. This times that equals you're a cunt, divided by the only way I'm going to get what I need is if you give it to me, equals the only way you're going to give it to me is if you don't need it. Like my friend Jesus Christ, the only thing you need, dead wife, is resurrec…

— Maria Melnik, Mad Sweeney, Pablo Schreiber, imdb.com

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