“Michael: Did you ever take off your shoes and socks on a commercial airline? Eleanor: And socks? Ew, who would do that? Michael: People who go to the Bad Place, Eleanor, that's the point. And unless I can figure out a compelling reason to keep you here, you will spend eternity with murderers, and…”Tagged: Hell, murderers, Arsonists, Criminals, joke
“Eleanor: What do we do? Jason: We team up with Michael. Eleanor: Okay, hot take, but I like your confidence. Tell me why. Jason: He has a bow tie. Eleanor: Oh, no. Jason: I always trust dudes in bow ties. Once, this guy in a bow tie came up to me at the gun range in a Jacksonville bus station and…”Tagged: Bow Tie, Fashion, joke, Hot Takes, Crime
“Michael: It's a torture museum. Famous examples of bad behavior, and explanations of the torture they earned. Jason: Is there a gift shop? Michael: Jason, this is Hell. Of course there's a gift shop.”Tagged: Hell, Gift Shop, Torture, museum, joke