Quotes tagged ‘museum’

“After a long crowdfunding process, The Vagina Museum is officially open for business, with the grand launch coming on November 16th when their first exhibition is unveiled.”

— Morgan Cormack, secretldn.com

“Lady Liberty was originally designed to celebrate the end of slavery, not the arrival of immigrants. Ellis Island, the inspection station through which millions of immigrants passed, didn’t open until six years after the statue was unveiled in 1886.”

— Gillian Brockell, washingtonpost.com

“This place looks like the Holocaust Museum.”

— Jess Dweck, Victor Quinaz, Andrew, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“This place looks like the Holocaust Museum.”

— Jess Dweck, Victor Quinaz, Andrew, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“Michael: It's a torture museum. Famous examples of bad behavior, and explanations of the torture they earned. Jason: Is there a gift shop? Michael: Jason, this is Hell. Of course there's a gift shop.”

— Jen Statsky, Daniel Schofield, Michael, Ted Danson, imdb.com

“Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it tog…”

— Alex Rubens, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Sally: How'd they get all these animals? Glen: Teddy Roosevelt killed them. Sally: Do you think they were a family? Glen: I hope so. Otherwise what were they doing? Walking around saying, 'We just need a baby to finish this diorama?'”

— Andre Jacquemetton, Maria Jacquemetton, Sally Draper, Kiernan Shipka, imdb.com

“I’m not going to sleep. I’m not going to do anything else the rest of the weekend. I won’t go to bed until Monday afternoon. I’m going to ‘studio.’. It’s homework, an architect’s version of final exams. I’m designing a mixed-use hybrid—a 750,000-to-1,000,000-square-foot facility next to the John Han…”

— Matt Kleinmann, www2.ljworld.com

“Have you ever hooked up with someone covered in tattoos?…It's a transformative experience. It's like fucking a museum.”

— Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“The first thing I encountered on entering the museum was the earliest steam engine built in England. As I walked on, marveling at each successive mechanical wonder, I realized that I was witnessing the history of machinery, as if on parade, from its primitive beginnings to the present day, in all it…”

— Diego Rivera, amazon.com

“When museums stay open after-hours, they tend to spice things up by throwing a party or holding a special event — especially on V-Day. Take an after-dark art tour for two.”

— Lauren Valenti, marieclaire.com

“In a museum. Find a secluded corner without a guard nearby (usually easy in a museum) or try the rooftop or an elevator. If you’re really daring, you can try to get away with doing it in a dark exhibit like in the cave at a bat exhibit or in a dark dinosaur exhibit. Make sure you ask when the museum…”

— Sarah Woodstock, urbanette.com