“Frasier: God, I hate lawyers. Niles: Me, too. But they make wonderful patients. They have excellent health insurance and they never get better.”Tagged: Insults To Lawyers, Lawyers, Hating On Lawyers
“I really must go. I'm hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.”Tagged: Host, Seminar, Multiple Personality Disorder, Forever, name tags
“The whole point of gossip is to talk behind the person's back, not in front of them; I didn't realize you were unclear on this concept!”Tagged: Gossip, unclear, Concept
“Frasier: Oh my God! This is unbelievable! A man has quit his job because of a rumor that you spread! Roz: Me? The whole point of gossip is to talk behind the person's back, not in front of them; I didn't realize you were unclear on this concept!”Tagged: Gossip
“I really must run. I'm due at my sexual addiction group, and I don't like to leave them alone for too long.”Tagged: Sex Addiction, Excuses To Leave
“Frasier: The other day I was asked out by this twenty-two year old girl that I met in a mall. Niles: That is alarming. Frasier: Well, I turned her down. Niles: No, no, you were in a mall. Did anyone see you?”Tagged: Rich People Hate Malls, Insults To Mall Culture, Malls of America
“Dr. Frasier Crane: Niles, I'm 41. That's hardly middle-aged. Middle age is more like 50, 55. Dr. Niles Crane: Only if you live to be 110.”Tagged: Getting Old, Middle Age, Age
“Oh yeah? Well I can't take ANYTHING you say seriously with that stupid accent. You sound like you should be 'plottink beeg trabble for moose and skvirrel'!”Tagged: Russophobia, Anti-Russian Stereotypes, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Boris Badenov