Old people are the ash heap of youth.
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Quotes tagged ‘Age’
When you turn 30, this really cool thing happens where your metabolism goes, 'Later, bitch!'
Oh, boy, you don't know how fast time goes by until you get there.
Personality. I mean that's what keeps a relationship going throughout the years.
— John Hodge, Simon "Sick Boy" Williamson, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com
God, when I was your age, I was already burnin' shit down and fuckin' shit up.
I stared into my chowder. The thought of actually speaking to her did not cross my mind. And then she asked me how my chowder was. I was sure her interests were purely in the chowder.
You can’t magically change your gender. You can’t magically change your sex. You can’t magically change your age.
Q: Age is no guarantee of efficiency. James Bond: And youth is no guarantee of innovation.
— John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, James Bond, Daniel Craig, imdb.com
Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.
— Hilary Winston, Shirley Bennett, Yvette Nicole Brown, imdb.com
One nation controlled by the media. Information age of hysteria.
Age is an honor, it's still not the truth.
Everything changes when you get to big one-o. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore.
— Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
Are you trying to push me onto Kylie or Kendall?
Alicia: Last time I was in court was 13 years ago. Kalinda: Wow, I was 12.
— Robert King, Michelle King, Alicia Florrick, Julianna Margulies, imdb.com
Mary: He called me ma'am. Marshall: Yeah, but he was looking down your shirt when he said it. Mary: Why are you being so nice to me?
— David Maples, Matt Ward, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com
Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
— Gary Apple, Michael Carrington, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
Dr. Eric Foreman: 10-year-olds do not have heart attacks. It's got to be a mistake. Dr. Gregory House: Right. The simplest explanation is she's a 40-year-old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on
4-year-old: I'm not going to be 4 forever. Me: I know. 4: I'm going back to 3.
Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Pops? Grampa: Shoot me! Sharon: Make a wish, Grampa! Grampa: I wish I were dead! Randy: [chuckles]: That's our silly Grampa. Grampa: I'm not being silly: shoot me! I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!
— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Randy Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com