Quotes tagged ‘boobs’

“Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I’d never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one. Miss Lippy: Well, I think it’s an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade. Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that’s great. What do you think of that Mr. Blue…”

— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Billy Madison: Hey, I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader: I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy Madison: Touch her boobs? That’s assault, brotha. You double-dare me? Billy Madison: [walks down the bus to the teacher] Uhhh, Miss Vaughn, I was wondering how l…”

— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“I am in my fullest form when I'm topless.”

— Lauren Duca, marieclaire.com

“When I was, like, eleven, my boobs started to get really big. And Kourtney, who’s my older sister, was so flat. And I would cry and she would make fun of me in front of all the guys. Not at school, but the guys outside of school. She would just be like, 'Kim has the biggest boobs, the biggest nipple…”

— Kim Kardashian, amazon.com

“Frida Kahlo: I love a man with melones that are bigger than mine. Diego Rivera: And I love a woman with cojones.”

— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, Frida Kahlo, Salma Hayek, imdb.com

“Rob: So I can’t touch your boobs? Patricia: No. Rob: Well, that sucks. Patricia: You can touch my boobs over my shirt. Rob: Yeah, but it’s not the same thing. Patricia: Well, it’s better than nothing. Rob: Well, barely.”

— Rob Schneider, Patricia Maya Schneider, Rob, Rob Schneider, imdb.com

“Mary Jo Cacciatore: I've changed a lot, Alex. I used to not have boobs, but now...I have them. Alex Moran: Yes, I'm looking right at them.”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Mary Jo Cacciatore, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com

“That sweet tailpipe of yours did have me charmed. It put a spell on me, but all the ass magic in Mexico can't change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. I'm not an ass man. I'm a tit man. I like big ass boobs—now, and forever. I'm not like a black guy, Vida.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Have a good sleep there, Corrine. Pleasant hooters!”

— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says, hey, man, boobs. It's very confusing.”

— Karey Dornetto, Garrett McNeill, Colton Dunn, imdb.com

“[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers. Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.”

— Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Inga, Teri Garr, imdb.com

“You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”

— Ken Keeler, Zapp Brannigan, Billy West, imdb.com

“Ethan: Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night? Naomi: Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?”

— Jason Ning, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com

“Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? I wish I had a lady made of pizza. Or a pizza made of boobs!”

— Philip Stark, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

“You can lead a man to breast water, but you can’t make him actually think your tits are big once the bra is off.”

— Tracy Moore, melmagazine.com

“Nineteen sixty-eight was a strange and passionate time. Things that had seemed impossible were happening all around us. The events of those days brought every emotion to the surface. We felt things strongly then. And we felt them together. I guess we all got caught up in it. Even me. And Miss White.…”

— Michael J. Weithorn, Narrator (Adult Kevin), Daniel Stern, imdb.com

“I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one. I love the way her mind fills her sweater.”

— Phil Mishkin, Ralph Malph, Donnie Most, imdb.com

“I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!”

— Bill Wrubel, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com

“For the first time in my life I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl, no matter how many boobs she has. I wanna be with Quinn.”

— Kourtney Kang, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!”

— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com