“Conor Donovan: She walked in on me at a bad time. Mickey Donovan: Bad time? Were you jerking off? Conor Donovan: [nod] Mickey Donovan: Conor, if God didn't want us to jerk off, he would've given us shorter arms. It's natural. Conor Donovan: Thanks, Grandpa.”Tagged: masturbation, God, Cetting Caught
“Mrs. Minassian, my father's a dipshit, he's always been a dipshit. Unfortunately there's nothing I can do about that. What I can do is offer to pay you back for any inconvenience he may have caused you.”Tagged: Dipshit, Apologies