David: Now Maddie, I don't want you to panic but there is a dead man in the back of the car. Maddie: Dead? David: Either that or that man wears an obscene amount of blue rouge.
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Glenn Gordon Caron
Glenn Gordon Caron (born April 3, 1954; sometimes credited as Glenn Caron) is an American television writer, director and producer, probably best known for the television series Moonlighting in the 1980s and Medium in the 2000s. He lives in Los Angeles, California. 2Biography Caron graduated from the State University of New York at Geneseo in 1975. After his graduation he studied with Del Close and The Second City, before starting a career at an advertising agency. While working here he was invited by NBC to write a pilot for the network. While the pilot would not receive a series order his work impressed writer and producer James L. Brooks who invited him to join the writing staff of Taxi. He subsequently wrote and produced the first ten episodes of Remington Steele before leaving to form his own company Picturemaker Productions. His 1985 show Moonlighting was a worldwide hit, it revitalised the career of Cybill Shepherd and launched the career of Bruce Willis. He made his feature directorial debut with 1988's Clean and Sober. Caron returned to television in 1999 creating and producing the short-lived series Now and Again (1999–2000
Maddie/Rita: We have to get back to the real world! David/Zach: No, never. I'll never give up my dreams. 'Cause if you stop dreaming you're just wasting eight hours a night.
Zach/David: [in voiceover] I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way.
Maddie: I am not a sexist! David: Not only are you a sexist, but you are the sexiest sexist that's ever been in my good fortune to satirize. Maddie: Satirize? David: Satirize, scrutinize, fantasize, etc., etc., etc.
Rita/Maddie: You were pretty hot tonight. Zach/David: You, too. Rita/Maddie: You got a great lip. Zach/David: You got, too. Rita/Maddie: Drink? Zach/David: Absolutely. Eat, too. [in voiceover] That night was the beginning. We would see more of each other, then all of each other. But this is…
David: You look at everything like...a woman first and then a person second. Maddie: What does that mean? David: I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
Maddie: You're an animal. David: And you're a sexist. Maddie: What?! David: A sexist!! You know what a sexist is? Maddie: Of course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one. David: So am I!!
I don't know about you, but I for one, I for one, hit my knees every night and thank the man upstairs that there is a little bit of dishonesty left in this otherwise sunny world. You just think about that. That's all I have to say.
Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, there's a page missing out of my copy of the script.
G-man and g-woman. Only thing missing is the G-spot.
David: Kinda makes you wonder why you doubted me before? Maddie: The night is young.
David: The sophistication under the rugged exterior. Maddie: The what under what?
David: Did you call? Maddie: I called you every name in every language.
David: Just extending the metaphor. Maddie: Extend it somewhere else.
Maddie: What the hell is a funk video? David: It's called: 'How to Be Funky' It's gonna teach you how to get down, how to stay down, how to roll around... David: I've been known to deliver my own flora, and on occasion my own fauna.