David: Now Maddie, I don't want you to panic but there is a dead man in the back of the car. Maddie: Dead? David: Either that or that man wears an obscene amount of blue rouge.
Catalog
David Addison Jr.
Zach/David: [in voiceover] I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way.
Rita/Maddie: You were pretty hot tonight. Zach/David: You, too. Rita/Maddie: You got a great lip. Zach/David: You got, too. Rita/Maddie: Drink? Zach/David: Absolutely. Eat, too. [in voiceover] That night was the beginning. We would see more of each other, then all of each other. But this is…
David: You look at everything like...a woman first and then a person second. Maddie: What does that mean? David: I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
Maddie: You're an animal. David: And you're a sexist. Maddie: What?! David: A sexist!! You know what a sexist is? Maddie: Of course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one. David: So am I!!
I don't know about you, but I for one, I for one, hit my knees every night and thank the man upstairs that there is a little bit of dishonesty left in this otherwise sunny world. You just think about that. That's all I have to say.
Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, there's a page missing out of my copy of the script.