“We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.”— Katie Palmer, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com
“Zach/David: [in voiceover] I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way.”— Glenn Gordon Caron, David Addison Jr., Bruce Willis, imdb.com
“There is really no difference between Ellen, the stand-up, or Ellen, the talk show host, or even Ellen at home. The humor that I'm still writing that you see every day on the show is the same as when I did stand-up, as when I toured. It's just kind of commentating on absurdities and human behavior.…”— Ellen Degeneres, aalbc.com
“Why do you think Vladimir Putin is riding around Russia on a horse with no shirt on? It's because some girl rejected him in high school.”— Justin W. Lo, Ryan Decker, Dan Jeannotte, imdb.com
“You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.”— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com