“David Steinberg: I noticed that Felix takes his used flashbulbs and he puts them back in their boxes. And he keeps them all so neatly stacked. Oscar Madison: He's the same way at home. It's like living with a chipmunk.”Tagged: meticulous, chipmunk, neat, Prissy
“What's this all about? and it better be good... my wife thinks I'm fooling around with the meter maid.”Tagged: meter maid, Cheating, Cops
“Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [addressing his doctor following his physical] Are you saying I'm fat? Dr. Klein: Fat? No. Let's just say you're a little short for your weight.”Tagged: fat, big-boned, Short for your weight