“If anybody is going to sit on Ryan Gosling's face it's going to be me.”Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms
“This is not the energy I wanted to start my vision quest with.”Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms, Drugs, Psychodelica
“Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?”Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms
“If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.”Tagged: Funny, Mom, TV Shows, Drinking
“I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.”Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Mom, TV Shows