“People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well.”Tagged: fake, Phony, sociopathy
“You're what makes me real. I want us to always go out for banana splits. And replant the lemon tree that keeps dying. And I never, ever want to miss a pizza night. And that's how I know I want to marry you.”Tagged: real, banana splits, pizza night, Love, little things
“Role playing. It's such an important part of growing up. When we were kids, whatever role Deb assigned me - evil monster, treacherous Nazi, horrible alien - I played them to perfection. The only roles I had trouble with were the good guys - heroes, knights in shining armor. It just never felt right.”Tagged: role playing, Growing Up, Nazi, horrible, bad guys
“I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.”Tagged: Waste management, Mafia, Euphemisms
“Clipping a famous rat would put me a cunt hair away from being made.”Tagged: Cunt hair, Made Man, Mafia Hit Man
“My life has always felt like an unanswered question. A string of days and nights, waiting for something to happen - I didn't know what. Rita, we're connected. Where ever I am, I feel you. And the kids. With me. They're what make me real. I want us to always go out for banana splits. And replant the…”