Furthermore, all the Western politicians, intellectuals, and journalists are obliged to pay homage and bow to the monument that commemorates those allegedly killed in the Nazi concentration camps. In other words, all should acknowledge the veracity of something that has not been proven! This is also…
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Quotes tagged ‘Nazi’
Karl Zielinski: There is another opening in the Engineer Training Program. Mary Jackson: Flat head rivets would reduce wind drag. Karl Zielinski: Mary, a person with engineer’s mind should be an engineer. You can’t be a computer the rest of your life. Mary Jackson: Mr. Zielinski, I’m a Negro woman.…
— Allison Schroeder, Theodore Melfi, Al Harrison, Kevin Costner, imdb.com
[to Doc about Mickey Wolfmann] He's technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi.
Charlotte: No purses! There's no time for purses! This is gown-specific! Miranda: What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?
— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
Hank Hill: For God's sakes, Bobby, what nationality are you? Bobby Hill: American. Hank Hill: Then why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of European Nazi in a movie? Bobby Hill: Why does it matter? Hank Hill: That's not the right sort of attitude for you to have. Whatever you do, you sho…
— Joe Stillman, Jonathan Collier, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com
I tried to mask the pain by drowning myself in cocaine and alcohol until I thought I was the Pope. I used to walk the streets in Soviet and Nazi uniforms. I put a sign outside my house encouraging burglars and left my front door open. I would lie under the bed wearing night vision goggles waiting fo…
Role playing. It's such an important part of growing up. When we were kids, whatever role Deb assigned me - evil monster, treacherous Nazi, horrible alien - I played them to perfection. The only roles I had trouble with were the good guys - heroes, knights in shining armor. It just never felt right.
— James Manos, Jr., Dexter Morgan, Michael C. Hall, imdb.com
Cyril: Krieger's father was a Nazi scientist! Malory: And JFK's father was a bootlegger. Cyril: That's like comparing apples to... Nazi oranges!
Gay people? Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you…
— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com
What did Europe say in the 1940s? "I did Nazi that coming."
What does acetone have in common with Nazis? Polish removal is their best trait.
Whether we consider Nazi Germany or Abu Ghraib prison, there were many people who observed what was happening and said nothing. At Abu Ghraib, one photo shows two soldiers smiling before a pyramid of naked prisoners while a dozen other soldiers stand around watching passively. If you observe such ab…
I just opened up a Facebook page for Chinese Nazis. It has three Reichs so far.
What do you call a blind fascist? A member of the "Not-see" party
Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they are not-zs.
Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.
My Grandad was a WWII veteran. In just one day during the Battle of Britain, he destroyed 8 German aircraft killing 32 Nazi aviators. Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I really thought Activision understood that we're sick of modern-day shooters. And yet in the new Call of Duty they're giving us Nazis to shoot again.
The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.