“Jean-Ralphio: 'Ben...Is that your real name?' Ben: 'Yes...?' Jean-Ralphio: 'Oh you could do better than that. I’m gonna help you out right now, your name is... Angelo. Angelo thank you so much for coming out. Get a thicker tie, it looks weird on you. It makes your head look like a fish. Secondly, I…”Tagged: humor, Funny, Weird, Nicknames
“I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.”Tagged: humor, Funny, Weird, Laughter
“One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.”Tagged: humor, Funny, Third Base, Dating