Morrie: [Talking about point shaving] Oh, it was terrific, yeah. Nunzio, up in... agh! [Tommy severs Morrie's brain stem from behind with an ice pick] Tommy DeVito: Thought he'd never shut the fuck up. Jimmy Conway: Ah, pain in the ass.
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Joe Pesci
Joseph Frank "Joe" Pesci (/ˈpɛʃi/ PESH-ee; born February 9, 1943) is an American actor, singer, musician and comedian, known for playing tough, volatile characters, in a variety of genres. He is best known for a trio of Martin Scorsese films in which he co-starred with Robert De Niro: Raging Bull (1980), Goodfellas (1990) and Casino (1995). Pesci was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role in Raging Bull, and later won the award for his role as psychopathic mobster Tommy DeVito (based on Thomas DeSimone) in Goodfellas. Pesci has starred in a number of other high-profile films, including Easy Money (1983), Once Upon a Time in America (1984), Moonwalker (1988), Lethal Weapon 2 (1989), Home Alone (1990), JFK (1991), My Cousin Vinny (1992), Lethal Weapon 3 (1992), Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992), A Bronx Tale (1993), and Lethal Weapon 4 (1998). He announced his retirement from acting in 1999, and since then he has appeared only occasionally in films, including a cameo appearance in the 2006 spy thriller The Good Shepherd, directed by De Niro. 2Early life Pesci was born on February 9, 1943, in Newark, New Jersey. His mother, Mary (née Mesce), worked part-time as a barber, and his father, Angelo Pesci, was a forklift driver for General Motors, and a bartender. Pesci, of Italian descent, was raised in Belleville, New Jersey, and attended Belleville High School. By the time Pesci was five years old, he was appearing in plays in New York. At age 10, he was a regular on a television variety show called Startime Kids which also featured Connie Franci
Frankie Carbone: I could never hit that number. [unintelligible] Tommy DeVito: Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. What the fuck does 528 have to do with 460? I can't believe this guy. Fuckin' 528 ain't even close to 460. Now what the fuck does that got to do with anything? Frankie Carbone: Eh, I been…
Tommy DeVito: [about Morrie's corpse] Hey Frank, let's chop him up. Frankie Carbone: All right. [starts to get out of the car] Tommy DeVito: Where you going? Where you going, you dizzy motherfucker, you? Frankie Carbone: To chop him up. Tommy DeVito: At Charlie's, not here! [Carbone mumbles to…
[Tommy holds up a gun at the truck driver he's hijacking] Where's the strong box, you fuckin' varmint, you?
I didn't want to get blood on your floor.
What, do you got me on a fuckin' pay-no-mind list, kid?
What am I, a mirage?
'What do you want to tell me now, tough guy?' I said, 'Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!' [group laughs] I thought he was gonna shit!
Tommy DeVito: [Henry, Jimmy and Tommy are digging up Billy Batts' decomposed corpse. Henry is coughing from the stench, while the others don't appear to be bothered] Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us. [Jimmy and Tommy laugh while Henry…
Tommy DeVito: [infuriated at Spider and speaking to the other card players] Hey, what's that movie that Bogart made? Anthony Stabile: Which one? Tommy DeVito: The one where he played a cowboy. He only did one. Anthony Stabile: Oh... ah... The Oklahoma Kid. Jimmy Conway: Shane? Tommy DeVito: Oklahoma…
He said, 'No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy.' I said, 'All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother.'
What the fuck you looking at? Come on. Make that coffee to go. Let's go. [Frankie mumbles something and goes to the door with the coffee pot in his hand] What the fuck are you doing? It's a joke! A joke! Put the fucking pot down!
What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.
All right, so he got shot in the foot, what is it, a big fuckin' deal?
Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
Tommy DeVito: Just don't go busting my balls, Billy, okay? Billy Batts: Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box. [to his friends] Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy.
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
Tommy DeVito: We hit the deer and his paw....What do you call it? The paw. Jimmy Conway: [Speaking through a mouth full of pasta] The hoof. Tommy DeVito: It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.
[Tommy mocks at Spider] Oklahoma Kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma Kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERFUCKER! [shoots Spider in the foot]