“Morrie: [Talking about point shaving] Oh, it was terrific, yeah. Nunzio, up in... agh! [Tommy severs Morrie's brain stem from behind with an ice pick] Tommy DeVito: Thought he'd never shut the fuck up. Jimmy Conway: Ah, pain in the ass.”Tagged: Murder
“Frankie Carbone: I could never hit that number. [unintelligible] Tommy DeVito: Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. What the fuck does 528 have to do with 460? I can't believe this guy. Fuckin' 528 ain't even close to 460. Now what the fuck does that got to do with anything? Frankie Carbone: Eh, I been…”Tagged: Numbers, Numerology
“Tommy DeVito: [about Morrie's corpse] Hey Frank, let's chop him up. Frankie Carbone: All right. [starts to get out of the car] Tommy DeVito: Where you going? Where you going, you dizzy motherfucker, you? Frankie Carbone: To chop him up. Tommy DeVito: At Charlie's, not here! [Carbone mumbles to…”Tagged: dizzy motherfucker, Gravedigging
“[Tommy holds up a gun at the truck driver he's hijacking] Where's the strong box, you fuckin' varmint, you?”Tagged: strong box, Varmint
“'What do you want to tell me now, tough guy?' I said, 'Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!' [group laughs] I thought he was gonna shit!”Tagged: fuck your mother
“Tommy DeVito: [Henry, Jimmy and Tommy are digging up Billy Batts' decomposed corpse. Henry is coughing from the stench, while the others don't appear to be bothered] Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us. [Jimmy and Tommy laugh while Henry…”Tagged: Gravedigging
“Tommy DeVito: [infuriated at Spider and speaking to the other card players] Hey, what's that movie that Bogart made? Anthony Stabile: Which one? Tommy DeVito: The one where he played a cowboy. He only did one. Anthony Stabile: Oh... ah... The Oklahoma Kid. Jimmy Conway: Shane? Tommy DeVito: Oklahoma…”Tagged: Humphrey Bogart, Oklahoma Kid
“He said, 'No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy.' I said, 'All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother.'”Tagged: Tough Guy, fuck your mother
“What the fuck you looking at? Come on. Make that coffee to go. Let's go. [Frankie mumbles something and goes to the door with the coffee pot in his hand] What the fuck are you doing? It's a joke! A joke! Put the fucking pot down!”Tagged: what are you looking at?, joke, Coffee
“What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.”Tagged: vulture, neck
“Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.”Tagged: bandage, Head
“You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?”Tagged: mumbling, Stuttering
“Tommy DeVito: Just don't go busting my balls, Billy, okay? Billy Batts: Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box. [to his friends] Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy.”Tagged: busting balls, shoe shine
“Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.”Tagged: Promiscuity, Settling Down
“Tommy DeVito: We hit the deer and his paw....What do you call it? The paw. Jimmy Conway: [Speaking through a mouth full of pasta] The hoof. Tommy DeVito: It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.”Tagged: Roadkill, paw, Deer
“[Tommy mocks at Spider] Oklahoma Kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma Kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERFUCKER! [shoots Spider in the foot]”Tagged: Oklahoma, dance, shooting