“John Gustafson: Ohh, you don't know a damn thing about me... Ariel Truax: I do, too! And I also know the only thing in life, that you regret, are the risks that you don't take.”Tagged: Regret, risks
“Ariel Truax: John, when was the last time you made love? John Gustafson: October 4th...1978. Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”Tagged: incel
“Ariel Truax: [John is showing Ariel some family pictures] And these two little guys? John Gustafson: Oh! That's me and the moron. Ariel Truax: Is that Max? John Gustafson: Of course it's Max. He's ugly, isn't he? Ariel Truax: Aw, you mean you were friends? John Gustafson: I was 10, and didn't know…”Tagged: Moron, ugly, Romantic
“John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes. Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”Tagged: smoking, filtered cigarettes
“[Bragging about his sexual escapades] I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing.”Tagged: laying pipe, sexual escapades