Quotes tagged ‘Moron’

“Please God don't let me be a fucking moron.”

— Lynn Renee Maxcy, Offred, Elisabeth Moss, imdb.com

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

— H. L. Mencken, amazon.com

“Kids today, they're treated like morons. But not you two. I would share a foxhole with both of you, and that is the highest compliment I can give you.”

— J. J. Philbin, Elizabeth Meriwether, Douglas Fogerty, Brad Garrett, imdb.com

“Ariel Truax: [John is showing Ariel some family pictures] And these two little guys? John Gustafson: Oh! That's me and the moron. Ariel Truax: Is that Max? John Gustafson: Of course it's Max. He's ugly, isn't he? Ariel Truax: Aw, you mean you were friends? John Gustafson: I was 10, and didn't know a…”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Mark Steven Johnson, John Gustafson, Jack Lemmon, imdb.com

“Max Goldman: You know what Jacob said? Jacob said old Billy Hensel was killed in a car crash. Cleared his car straight off the bridge into the Mississippi. John Gustafson: Lucky bastard. Max Goldman: You bet. John Gustafson: Hey, how is he, anyway? Max Goldman: Dead! Died on impact! John Gustafson:…”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Mark Steven Johnson, Max Goldman, Walter Matthau, imdb.com

“Max Goldman: Good morning, dickhead. John Gustafson: Hello, moron.”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Mark Steven Johnson, Max Goldman, Walter Matthau, imdb.com

“Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.”

— Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, Jeff Bridges, imdb.com

“Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron! Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!”

— Cameron Crowe, Brad Hamilton, Judge Reinhold, imdb.com

“John O'Neill: Hm. You think I'm a complete moron? Martin Schmidt: You interested in an answer to that question?”

— Dan Futterman, John O'Neill, Jeff Daniels, imdb.com

“Neytiri calls me skxawng. It means 'moron.'”

— James Cameron, Jake Sully, Sam Worthington, imdb.com

“We're fighting because you're a moron. That's why we're fighting.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“An employee is told that the customer's always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.”

— Jenji Kohan, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

“God, I'm an idiot. What am I even doing here? I got caught up in Bunchsanity again, I'm a moron!”

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com

“What a dope. What a maroon.”

— Tedd Pierce, Bugs Bunny, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“You know your gym is owned by a fucking moron if they have a bunch of machines and no squat rack.”

— Dan Bilzerian, twitter.com

“George Clooney, who is a moron, came here to Cannes and gave a press conference saying, ‘Under no circumstances will Trump ever be president. Hillary Clinton will be the next president.’ Well, we can’t wait to make George Clooney eat his words. He has a false patina of intellectualism and this is wh…”

— Steve Bannon, news.com.au