If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't f*ck them.
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John Waters
John Samuel Waters Jr. (born April 22, 1946) is an American film director, screenwriter, author, actor, stand-up comedian, journalist, visual artist, and art collector, who rose to fame in the early 1970s for his transgressive cult films. 2Legacy Waters's 1970s and early 1980s films feature his regular troupe of actors known as the Dreamlanders—among them Divine, Mink Stole, David Lochary, Mary Vivian Pearce, and Edith Massey. Starting with Desperate Living (1977), Waters began casting real-life convicted criminals (Liz Renay, Patty Hearst) and controversial people (Traci Lords, a former pornographic actress). Waters dabbled in mainstream filmmaking with Hairspray (1988), which introduced Ricki Lake and earned a modest gross of US$8 million in the United States market. In 2002, Hairspray was adapted to a long-running Broadway musical, which itself was adapted to a hit musical film that earned more than $200 million worldwide. After the crossover success of the original film version of Hairspray, Waters' films began featuring familiar actors and celebrities such as Johnny Depp, Edward Furlong, Melanie Griffith, Chris Isaak, Johnny Knoxville, Martha Plimpton, Christina Ricci, Lili Taylor, Alicia Witt, Kathleen Turner, and Tracey Ullman. 2Early life Waters was born in Baltimore, Maryland, the son of Patricia Ann (née Whitaker) (1924–2014) and John Samuel Waters (1916–2008), who was a manufacturer of fire-protection equipment. His family were upper-middle class Roman Catholics. Waters grew up in Lutherville, Maryland, a suburb of Baltimor
The only insult I’ve ever received in my adult life was when someone asked me, “Do you have a hobby?” A HOBBY?! DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DABBLER?!
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.
I know that true love is supposed to be companionship, growing old together, blah blah blah. I thought that was what friends were for, not sexual partners!
Use your insanity to get ahead.
You should never just read for “enjoyment.” Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends’ insane behavior, or better yet, your own.
A follower is as responsible [as a leader] for allowing a leader to lead them foully.
What is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?
If you’re not sure you could love your children, please don’t have them, because they might grow up and kill us.
Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.
Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it’s the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.
Motormouth Maybelle: Well, love is a gift. Lotta people don't remember that. So you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a never-ending parade of stupid. Penny: So you met my mom?
Things need to change and I won't stop trying to change them.
Knights in armor don't come any shinier than you.
I just want tomorrow to be better.
I think I've been in a bubble or something. Thinking that fairness was just going to happen. It's not. I think people like me are gonna have to get up off their father's laps and go out there and fight for it.
This heart only beats for size 60.