“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars. Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”Tagged: make-out, kiss
“My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.”Tagged: tense, Joe Biden, Dirty Joke
“Oh, to be so horny, but so unlovable. It's truly Shakespearean, darling.”Tagged: Unlovable, Horny, shakespeare, Poetic
“Andrew: Broken-home sex-freak gas-station whore. Maury: Oh, that sounds like a Billy Joel lyric.”Tagged: Lyric, Billy Joel