“I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote, and now it's all wonky. Like a discount avocado.”Tagged: Bit, Wonky, Simile Examples, Discount, avocado
“Ruby: It's my vagina! Maeve Wiley: What? Ruby: It's mine, okay? And I need your help. You and that weird sex kid who looks like a Victorian ghost.”Tagged: help, Victorian, Ghost, Diss, Sassy