“Everybody's either thinking about shagging, about to shag, or actually shagging.”Tagged: Shagging, Sex, Sexual Frustrations
“Adam Groff: Sexual performance? Jean Milburn: They have trouble finishing. Ejaculation. Jizz, spunk. Man milk!”Tagged: Sexual performance, ejaculation, Sex
“Eric Effoing: Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's. Otis Milburn: Why the half? Eric Effoing: We got interrupted. Stupid surprise karaoke.”Tagged: Sex, Interupted , Suprise , karaoke
“Maeve Wiley: You hooking up with anyone here? Jackson Marchetti: Nope. Are you? Maeve Wiley: Ask me in an hour.”Tagged: Sex, Hooking Up, wit
“A job where one wrong word could trigger a nervous breakdown, resulting in decades of emotional damage.”Tagged: therapy, Sex, Breakdown, Emotional, Damage
“Harry: I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. I had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know? Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?”Tagged: Date, breakfast, Good Time, Sex, Vagina Workshop
“It feels good to wank, so it must be like that, but better. And doing it with someone who likes you must be awesome, because they really get you. Maybe the two of you become one, like the Spice Girls said.”Tagged: Sex, Dating, Love, Spice Girls, Awesome
“Otis Milburn: I had a... sex dream... about Maeve. Eric Effoing: That's brilliant! Was it ALS challenge or just your basic dick sneeze?”Tagged: Sex, Sex Dream, wet dream
“Otis Milburn: I can imagine it's hard when you're comparing your lack of experience to someone's sexual history. Pro-lifer: What? No, I have experience. Otis Milburn: You do? Pro-lifer: Yeah. Hand jobs, fingering, oral, 69ing, a bit of anal stuff. Otis Milburn: That's... extensive. Pro-lifer: Yeah,…”Tagged: Sex, sacred, Extensive, Sexual History
“When we're having sex, I feel like I've never seen a vagina before. But I have seen one, because I've got one, and I've looked at it a lot.”Tagged: Sex, Vagina, lost
“We've been holding hands for 45 minutes. I know how to hold hands. I'm here to fornicate.”Tagged: Holding Hands, Fornicate, Sex
“Intercourse can be wonderful, but it can also cause tremendous pain. And if you're not careful, sex can destroy lives.”Tagged: Sex, Pain, Destressing
“Otis Milburn: What I'm saying is, before you talk to Steve, you... you should probably figure out, you know, what works for you... and your body. Aimee Gibbs: So you're prescribing a wank? Otis Milburn: ...Yeah.”Tagged: Prescription, Body, Sex
“I've been wanking all night. I ate four packets of crumpets, and I think my clit might drop off.”Tagged: Sex, masturbation, Crumpets
“Lily Iglehart: To be clear, I don't want to have sex with you specifically. Just a human man with a penis. Otis Milburn: That's... great for my self-esteem.”Tagged: Sex, human, Self-Esteem