“Ben Seaver: [comes home wearing glasses for the first time] One crack and I'm gone. Dr. Jason Seaver: [Mike laughs in convulsions] Mike, cut that out. Mike Seaver: [as if in pain] Oh, you don't know what you're askin', Dad. Carol Seaver: Well, I'll say something. I think you look brainy. Ben Seaver:…”Tagged: glasses, four-eyes, bullying, brainy, geek