“There comes a day when every relationship turns gross old and boring, like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner… You go home tonight and you dress up real slutty and you do butt stuff with your boyfriend for all of us who let love die to become ordinary.”Tagged: LOL, Sex Advice, Relationship Advice, Marriage
“You can't ever do anything fun because you're ruining your body with some ginger-headed parasite.”Tagged: Anti-Ginger Prejudice, Parasite
“Look at me. You knew it was a snake when you picked it up. You knew who I was. You don't get to act surprised now.”Tagged: Break Up
“I’m not a sidekick! I’m Beyoncé, not Kelly Rowland. If I’m on a motorcycle, I’m driving the motorcycle, not riding in that shitty little side motorcycle thingy for poor people and dogs.”Tagged: LOL, Narcissistic
“Why is it so hard to find someone to get close with?”Tagged: Social Anxiety, Alone, Friendless, Single, Looking For Love
“I thought all English people were fancy, but these are like Alabama English people.”Tagged: English People, Alabama, Rural Stereotypes, Redneck Stereotypes, Anti-Rural Prejudice