Episode

You Knew It Was a Snake

by Stephen Falck, Brad Hunt, Lindsay Jillian, Kether Donohue, Chris Geere and 1 others

The three couples engage in day-long fights.

(4 total)

Characters

Gretchen Cutler (2)Eva Anderson (2)Aya Cash (2)Stephen Falck (1)Brad Hunt (1)Lindsay Jillian (1)Chris Geere (1)Philippe Iujvidin (1)Kether Donohue (1)Jimmy Shive-Overly (1)

“Jimmy: Oh, speak for yourself. I'm not the one who flung my sandwich like a upset chimp at the zoo. Gretchen: I threw it because I realized I was living with an uptight dildo whose personality unmakes itself anytime something bad happens. Jimmy: Says the woman who spent weeks catatonic on the couch…”

— Eva Anderson, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com

Tagged: dildo, Sandwich, Catatonic, yoga pants, Clinical Illness

“How am I not arm candy for some international movie star with a giant dong? He's part owner of a cool tech company and invents apps when he's not dick-punching Peter Sarsgaard in his latest movie. Sometimes we talk about adopting a kid from a third-world country, but we never do it. And we live in a…”

— Eva Anderson, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

Tagged: Giant Dong, Peter Sarsgaard, Dick-Punching, Arm Candy, Malibu

“Oh, my God, that is so sexist and mansplainy! You a Gamergater? Am I living with a Gamergater?”

— Philippe Iujvidin, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

Tagged: Sexism, Mansplaining, Gamergate

“Look at me. You knew it was a snake when you picked it up. You knew who I was. You don't get to act surprised now.”

— Stephen Falck, Brad Hunt, Lindsay Jillian, Kether Donohue, imdb.com

Tagged: Break Up