Chokin' and Tokin'

by Judd Apatow, Nick Andopolis, Jason Segel, Miguel Arteta, Dave Allen and 33 others(6 total)

When Bill talks about being allergic to peanuts in class, Alan tries to prove he's lying but Bill ends up in the hospital after an allergic reaction. Lindsay smokes weed for the first time.

Characters

Judd Apatow (6)Linda Cardellini (2)Millie Kentner (2)Lindsay Weir (2)Sarah Hagan (2)Jeff Rosso (1)Dave Allen (1)Nick Andopolis (1)Jason Segel (1)

Lindsay: God! We used to love Mac Davis, remember? Millie: Yeah. You used to say you wished you had pillows stuffed with his hair.

— Judd Apatow, Millie Kentner, Sarah Hagan, imdb.com

Mac Davis 1970s Rock Stars Fans

Millie: You're high! Lindsay: How could you tell? Millie: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.

— Judd Apatow, Millie Kentner, Sarah Hagan, imdb.com

high stoned Rock Concerts Seals and Crofts

We're all unhappy. That's the thing about life.

— Judd Apatow, Lindsay Weir, Linda Cardellini, imdb.com

Unhappy Life Meaning Of Life

Lindsay Weir: What if all of this is a dream, and it isn't even our dream, it's that dog's dream? Maybe we're just existing in his mind and all of a sudden he'll go drink out of the toilet and we'll be gone. What will happen to us if that dog wakes up? It will be over. Millie Kentner: Life is not th…

— Judd Apatow, Lindsay Weir, Linda Cardellini, imdb.com

Dream Dog's Dream Reality Check

Mr. Rosso: How dumb do I look? Ken: Do you really wanna know?

— Judd Apatow, Jeff Rosso, Dave Allen, imdb.com

dumb Honesty

Nick: What do people do when they're not stoned? Ken: I dunno. Relate to one another?

— Judd Apatow, Nick Andopolis, Jason Segel, imdb.com

Relate stoned

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